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SEA MONKEY ANSWER LADY 
I'M BACK...and ready to answer your questions! I'm sorry for not being as responsive as I would like, but this
year has been insane and exhausting. I hope to be back to normal by mid-September, and I thank everyone
for their patience.PLEASE NOTE: IF YOU WROTE TO ME BEFORE SEPTEMBER 2004 AND HAVE NOT RECEIVED AN ANSWER, PLEASE WRITE TO ME AGAIN. I'M HAVING HEALTH AND COMPUTER PROBLEMS AND EVERYTHING PRIOR TO THAT TIME IS GONE... How to get in touch with the Sea Monkey Lady? It's easy...write to me. You could take out an ad in the paper "Enthusiastic Sea Monkey person seeks Sea Monkey Lady," but it's easy to misinterpret that. You could stand on your rooftop and shout, but the odds are pretty good I'll be sleeping and won't hear it. So the easiest way is to Alternately, if you want a man's perspective on Sea Monkeys... E-MAIL THE SEA MONKEY GUY! HE'S VERY CUTE AND INTERESTING, BUT REMEMBER HE'S MINE! If you're seeking answers but don't want to e-mail us now, then please check the suggested pages below. If you are interested in what the Sea Monkey Lady is doing right now, then please visit the Sea Monkey Worship Page News site right now! If your tank didn't work please visit the How to Start a Sea Monkey Tank page to see if this will help you. If you have a question and just want to look it up then please visit the Top 11 Questions page and perhaps your question will be answered there! If you need help with a school project please visit the True Science page If your tank needs emergency help because it isn't thriving please visit the The Sea Monkey Clubhouse or the Sea Monkey Helpers at yahoo.com for a forum that might offer some help. Alternately, you can visit the Top 11 Questions page for the most asked questions of Sea Monkey tank owners. If none of those helped, please visit the FAQ where there are loads of questions and answers that might help. Okay, so you've checked out those pages and nothing's helped. Then write to us!!! The Sea Monkey Lady (but be prepared to wait for an answer) or to the The Sea Monkey Answer Guy, who may be able to help you. We always welcome requests from media outlets for interviews or information about Sea Monkeys! Check out the Sea Monkey Worship Page News site for what we're doing next! |