Welcome to the Sea Monkey Bad Poetry Page! Here you will find various odes, haikus, sonnets, and free verse poems all devoted to our favorite briny friends! But not all are devotions or celebrations of love for our aquatic pets: Some are chilling poems, full of death, destruction, and general mayhem. Enter at your own risk!

Songs of Experience
Celebrate your desire for the darker side of Sea Monkey ownership with poems from the Songs of Experience section!

Do you want to submit a poem of your own? Send it to The Sea Monkey Answer Lady and see it here! Please remember to title your poems, otherwise it will be listed as untitled. And you might see it in my next book, so make sure you keep your e-mail address updated with me!